Sitting at work next to this guy who keeps drumming… And dancing around whenever he does something good. Those type of people who will suck up to everyone and anything. I just wish he would stop talking to himself, seriously mumbling that's totally fine but talking out loud and exclaiming happily (annoyingly)!
So kids here are some workplace etiquette tips that you should always follow!!
- Chewing gum quietly is perfectly acceptable, smacking and popping bubbles is a HUGE no-no!
- Where appropriate office attire (Cover up tattoos, don't expose midriffs, and especially DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES)
- Please and Thank You will always be the magic words!
- Don't Gossip
- Do not Hover
- Do not listen to your ipod at work… it is very looked down upon
- Do not hit on your co-workers (especially if you don't have game)
- Don't lie about loving to work out, when we can tell that you'v never worked out a day in your life! (except maybe in PE)
- Shower EVERYDAY and use deodorant, and if you don't want to on a certain day, please take the day off!
- The boss is ALWAYS almost right!
- Don't be a brown-noser
- Do not obssess when 3 of your skittles go missing
- Always use an indoor voice (especially if you're talking to yourself)
- Do not talk out LOUD to yourself, it's very disruptful especially when your neighbor is less than a foot away from you.
Well I hope this helps you future working folk! If you follow these rules, your co-workers may not steal 3 of your skittles.
Katrina
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